Comical Stuffs

AKPOS THE RADIO PRESENTER

AKPOS: What's your contribution?

CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life
shortly after my
NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She
wouldn't pick my
calls, she wouldn't laugh at me while passing by, for
reasons
best known to her!
Five Months later, I was able
to get my
apartment, a new car, courtesy of a contract job I
secured with a
major oil company. Now most of the missed calls I
have is
hers, dozens of SMS from her and all that.... I am
confused on
what to do. PLS help me out!!!

AKPOS; listen up guy! Pick up your phone now,
give her a
call, letting her know you'll be at her house in
2 hours. You take a
good shower, wear a nice outfit, and an attention-
catching
perfume. When it is exactly 2 hours, call her & tell her
you'll be there
in another 2 hours. When the 2 hours is over, you now
drive down to
her house, get down from the car, walk to her
door. Once she
opens the door,welcome her with the sexiest
smile you've
got, stylishly look into her eyes,draw her slowly to
yourself, take your mouth to her ear and whisper
"THUNDER FIRE
YOUR HEAD"!