Comical Stuffs

A couple watching a Premier League match together.
After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Saint Obi?

Husband: No. He is Mikel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.

Wife: Michel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.

Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.

Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.

Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.

Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a
firing Squad. It's a free Kick.

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free
Kick?

Husband: mute, not uttering a word.

Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?

Husband: He is communicating with his lines man.

Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards. Is there not
any Blue card or something?

Frustrated husband turns off the TV.
*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".*

Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?

Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb me.