A professor drove into a petrol
station in his sleek state of the
art range rover sports to buy
fuel.
Professor: Guy abeg, give me
full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't
speak pidgin. I only speak
English.
Professor: Ok! Good morning. I
currently feel a profound
desire to replenish the
propelling of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to
transfer from your
subterranean reservoir a
sufficient quantity of the
combustible fluid of the
highest octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the
said means of perambulation
to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I
dey play o, how much fuel you
wan?
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