Comical Stuffs

Akpos Chatting on Facebook.

Akpos: Hi babe, what's up?
Girl: i'm cool, thanks!
Akpos: Yoou're welcome, I'll like 2
know u better.
Girl: I'm Thick, 19, slim & dark
from Lasgidi.
Akpos: You're the kind of girl I
like.
Akpos continues: actually, my
name is James Ovie Akpororo
but my friends call me Akpos. I
am 59 years old, I live at No16
Church street, Oshodi, Lagos. I have a supermarket @ 12 Femi
Johnson street, Mushin, Lagos.
Babe I like dating young girls like you. You can call me on 080282..

Girl: but oga u're a family man.
How will ur wife & daughter feel if they see me with u. Or don't u
think its wrong ?
Akpos: dont even mention my
useless daughter & her
wayward mother here. They're on their own & I have my life to live.
Girl: It's ok then. But do u care
to know more about me?
Akpos: babe give me ur full
detail including ur bank account
number
Girl: well, my full name is
Augustina James Akpororo, I'm
a primary 6 student of Gov't
School. my mum's name is
Gladys Akpororo, she sell fish
@mushin. My father's name is
James Ovie Akpororo, he is a
gateman @ Oshodi where we
both live.
Akpos: Tina, so it is you!
Girl: Papa, so it is you!
Akpos: Your mother must hear
this.
Girl: Papa, mama is here o.