Comical Stuffs

One of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian Patrick
Sawyer, but survived the ravages of the disease, went to the church
lastSunday to testify to the goodness of God in her life.Those giving
testimonies were 10 in number and she was number four on the queue.

When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she
testified that she survived the ailment and had tested negative to
Ebola. When it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor
to call the next person, this is what transpired:

Pastor: Don't worry, give the microphone to the next person.

Next person: (shifts back) Nooo, give it to pastor.

Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your microphone, he is not collecting it.

Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.

Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, may be next week.

Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not ready to collect the
microphone, I will put it on the floor (heading back to her seat)
Before she could turn back to return to her seat, everyone in the
church had jumped outside for their dear lives.