A man is on his deathbed, and his wife is sitting by his side.
The man says to the wife:
"Honey, I have to tell you something."
The wife replies: "Yes, you can tell me anything."
Man: "I slept with your sister"
Wife: "I know"
Man: "And your mom"
Wife: "I know"
Man: "I also slept with your secretary, Mary"
The wife puts a finger to his mouth and says "I know, my darling, now
just relax and let the poison work".
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