Comical Stuffs

If a girl calls you on phone, there are two things involved. It's either she
wants recharge
card or she just received the
one you sent her.

If she is calling for confirmation of the card you sent her, you are
safe, if she is
calling for you to send her.... there are two things involved. Its
either you send her or you
don't.

If you send her, you are safe. If you didn't, there are two things
involved. It's either she dumps you or she will abuse you, hiss
and hang the phone.

If she cuts the call, you are safe. If she dumps you, there are two
things involved. Its either she date a richer guy or she marries
your father.

If she dates a richer guy, you are safe. If she marries your father,
there is only one thing
involved.
YOU WILL START CALLING HER MUMMY!