WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS
1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.
2. LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
3. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
4. MARRIAGE : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters..
5. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
by feminine waterpower.
6. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. FATHER : A banker provided by nature.
8. CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she
got caught.
9. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early !!!!
10. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence thereafter.
11. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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