Thursday 11 September 2014

Comical Stuffs

On a very cool evening ,
Mr . Akpos was with his
family , all watching TV
when his youngest son ,
interrupts with a question .

Akpors son : Dad , whats the
difference between ' potential ' and ' reality '?

Akpos ( turns to wife ) :
would u sleep with
George . W . Bush for $ 1
million ?

Wife : Of course , I will
never waste that
opportunity .

Akpos ( turns to daughter) :
Would u sleep with Brad Pitt for $ 1 million ?

Daughter : Yes ! He is my
fantasy .

Akpos ( turns to eldest son )
: Would u sleep with
Tom Cruise for $1 million ?

Eldest son : Why not?
Imagine what I would do
with that money.

Akpos turns to his
youngest son : U see son ,
' potentially' we are sitting
with multimillionaires
BUT in ' reality ' we are
sitting with two prostitutes
and one Gay, idiot!!.

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