Comical Stuffs

Jane was called by an Unknown number.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a
boyfriend?

JANE: Yeah.

UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that
you'll tell me when you grew horns!

*Five minutes later, another Unknown caller.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?

JANE: No.

UNKNOWN: I see you don't love
me. I'm your boyfriend.

JANE: Oh Sweetheart, I love
you. I thought it was my stupid
Dad!

UNKNOWN: It's not your boyfriend. It's still your dad,
just wanted to confirm you
really have one. Wait for me!
I'm on my way!