Comical Stuffs

• I was tripping for one Hausa
girl, until I saw her WAEC
result looking like BB pin
F9F9e8D7

• I was also tripping for this
yoruba girl, until I asked her
for her number and she said
"SIRO HATE SIRO, TIRI HATE
HATE SEFUN NOI NOI SEFUN
HATE"

• I was also tripping for this
igbo girl, until I saw her bride
price list looking like my JSS 3
Agric science textbook

• I was so tripping for this
Niger Delta girl, until she came
to my room and my radio was
playing music, she received a
message alert on her phone
and she asked me to reduce
the volume so that she can
read the text.

Culled.