Comical Stuffs

Which of them is your funniest?

1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPOS: A teacher!

2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?
AKPOS: By staying at home!

3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.

[Few minutes later]
Akpos: Here it is sir.

TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anything

Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?

AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why
are you writing so slowly?"

Akpos: I'm writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.

Bonus:

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and
hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no
vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you
have no excuse because while I was in my home-town for
holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly
rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly
dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof
of vacancy.

You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.
Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Akpos