Comical Stuffs

WHAT TYPE OF WAHALA BE THIS SELF
EEHN? SEE WHAT "EBOLA" HAS
CAUSED IN MY AREA

1. Girls no longer hug their guys, the
highest they give nowadays is 45 deqree
instead of the normal 360 deqree.

2. Guys are
now afraid to shake their
fellow guys instead they throw way
salutes like soldiers.(No be their fault)

3. People now wear long sleave
sweaters, headcovers, and trousers
while entering buses and taxi no matter how
hot the weather is.. (See
as Naija take turn Europe o)..

4. Neighbours, even family members
become suspects at the slightest sign
of illness..(the one wey nearly make
my neighbour go call health officers for me
because say I sneeze 2 times
today).

5. The aboki that sells suya beside our
house dey chop Him suya himself
these days because even the suya is a
suspect (Who wan die?)

6. My guy go hospital
come dey
complain say body dey do am
somehow an he want to do Ebola
test..Doctor live am run away from d
hospital

7. Nigeria Police don't arrest People by
themselves anymore, if You commit
any Crime just do the arresting by
Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself come
station, use ur hand by urself enter
Cell)

8. My friend is no longer dating our Neighbor's
Daughter called BOLA.